Astri: No, really. I already have a sword, over there in the nook behind the bookshelf. Oh, and I have a spear behind the door. Two knives in my jewelry chest. I have no guns though. I'm not an American.
Me: This is not half bad.
Astri: When he was young, my father was on a boat with a very dour skipper. When the cook had outdone himself, the skipper would say, "Heh. You had luck with the potatoes. Today."